A Common Mutineer and Pirate
Funny shit. Real shit. Feminist shit. Personal shit. Mostly it's just shit.

Jessi. F. 22. Ace.
Works like a captain. Drinks like the crew.

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

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nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo, via annawintour-de-france)

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❝ metaphors are as dumb as analogies ❞

—a simile (via officialunitedstates)

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Scarlett Johansson for Moet & Chandon

(Source: atthemomentofsurrender, via ethelreds)

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madam-mills:

Lana Parrilla photographed by Dimitry Loiseau for Regard Magazine, April 2014

(Source: madam-mills, via ethelreds)

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korrawarriorprincess:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

somEONE HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

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unclefather:

the folt in our stors

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robonoise:

fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention

(via selfmadesuperhero)

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mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

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