In Which Not a Dream But a Dreamer Takes Flight
Funny shit. Real shit. Feminist shit. Personal shit. Mostly it's just shit.
Jessi. F. 22. Ace.
I like to dream, travel, write, drink, eat, be really super dorky, and laugh.
Currently: Moving to New York City

metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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Holland Roden for Troix - 2011

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problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

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Guardians of the Galaxy

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snowzapped:

I empathize with you, man.

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curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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schmergo:

I am not good at confrontation. Unless it’s the song from Les Miserables called “Confrontation.” I am great at “Confrontation.”

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derpcakes:

Villains with tragic backstories:

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